The Obama American Test (By Barack Obama & His Harvard Experience)

Robert Arvay wrote The Obama America Test--- Can You Pass it? 

How many states are there in the US?

a) 57

b) 57

c) 57

d) 57

2. Who was the first president of the US?

a) King George

b) Karl Marx

c) Groucho Marx

d) George W Bush

3. The US Constitution is best described as

a) a real obstacle to passing health care

b) something we threw out the back door of the White House

c) a screed written by slave owners

d) that thing we put at the FRONT DOOR of the White House--- as a welcome mat

4. What are the three branches of the federal government?

a) Me (Obama)

b) Myself (Obama)

c) I (Obama)

5. What limits does the Constitution place on the federal government?

a) None

b) Zero

c) Zip

d) Nada

6. The Greatest Threat to America Comes From

a) Sarah Palin

b) Sarah Palin and the Tea Party

c) Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann

d) Sarah Palin and Voters

7. Who said, “Give Me Liberty, or give me death.”?

a) Some drunk down at Louie’s Bar and Grill In Chicago

b) Some dead guy

c) Henry Patrick

d) Liberty Valence

8. How many stars are on the American Flag?

a) I don’t know. Ask me how many are on the sidewalk in Hollywood

b) There are stars on the American flag?

c) Hmm. I know. There’s a song. A Thousand Stars in the sky, like the stars in your eyes, they say to me….

d) It doesn’t matter. Soon there will be only one. A Red one.

9. The right to own and bear arms is guaranteed by what Amendment?

a) Don’t be ridiculous. There is no such right.

b) A is correct.

c) B is correct.

d) All of the above

10. The responsibility to secure the borders of the US is vested in which agency of the US government?

a) Mexico

b) Sheriff Joe Arpaio

c) The IRS (at least, soon it will be)

d) The census bureau (at least, soon it will be)

11. What is the national motto?

a) Ola! Que pasa?

b) E Plus Uno

c) Jose Can You Si?

d) No no no, Not God BLESS America--- (you know the rest)